Ze Home of Evan Samek

So I borrowed Jeff’s car, and drove it home.

For some reason, I backed into my drive way, instead of front faced first.  Strangely enough I also didnt turn the car off.  I walked across the street to my neighbors front yard and then i had the car coming at me prety fast.

luckily for me there was as tree in the way, so the car stopped short at the tree…but then something very strange happened.

the car got sucked down the area of the tree where the roots would typically grow.  infact, the entire tree was down in the mulch too.  so there was nothing there but a pile of mulch.

of course i immediately panicked, but more than that, i was astonished.  how could that happen?

i quickly got a shovel, from my neighbors house (those of which the personalities I do not know) that was completely silver and started digging.

Still. No. Car.

So i dug far enough to were I got to water.  Some kind of underground pool, clear in opacity and tiled out just like your friendly neighborhood suburban pool.  I quickly decided the best thing to do would be to scuba dive down into the pool, which was brilliantly lighted so no hardships could be found in the area of vision, but i had to run inside to get it from my house.

I explained what happened to probably all my neighbors, some actually believed me and investigated themnselves, but they let the problem solving to myself.

once I got my scuba gear, which i guess was convienent, i headed toward the “hole”.  The scuba mouthpiece was way too small for me, i couldnt fit it and when a breath was attempted it only resulted me me gasping for more air.  So i put it down and tried a snorkle instead.

I never found the car, but I woke up to a hairdryer.

damn that hairdryer. its not that i wanted to find that car as much as i wanted to know why the car got sucked down into a “tree hole”.

off to work,

e